unevaluated:

me: *about to cry*

friend: are u ok?

me: of course i am!!!! im 100% fine wow how about you?? if you need anyone to talk to, im here for you!!!

(via iftiamal)

pastelsolo:

*blows kiss into space* for obi juan… my only ho

(via birgdets)

downwitharistotle:

parents: okay we’re heading out see you later

me: bye

*parents leave the house*

me: time,,, to sin.

(via pootietangssunglasses)

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

cherrylickers:

cigarettesandguitarstrings:

kanyewesticle:

mynationaltreasure:

toinfinityandbeyonce:

smilingemoticon:

kanyewesticle:

usb-dongle:

kanyewesticle:

it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning

oh my god

fucking fandom references

WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?

THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY

This is the post that killed me

This is the post that killed him.

IT GOT BETTER

Happy Easter!

(via just-an-average-girl-here)

(via c-teardrops)

• anxiety: beware
• me: ?? can u be more specific
• anxiety: :)